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Thursday, 10 September 2009

Abbey Matron (first printed in Homelands, 1995)


The "Abbey" prefix to cards must be shorthand for ways of beating traditional red decks, and the Matron is a perfect speed-bump against goblins and fireworks in general, especially as in that case her single point of power would be relevant against the individually tiny greenskins. If you can somehow add vigilance to her (Serra's Blessing?), she outclasses other classics like Giant Turtle and Yotian Soldier. Aside from that purpose, this old girl is second banana to many more generally strong defensive creatures. Still, when she's served her purpose, you can consider sending her on holiday to the beautiful Diamond Valley... Can be acquired for less than ten pence a copy, for either picture.

Abbey Gargoyles (first printed in Homelands, 1995)


Outclassed on paper by many modern and classic creatures alike thanks to its low statistics, Abbey Gargoyle's main relevance is the combination of its abilities. Dragons are popular casual creatures and this can play their foil where many of Dragon's white counterparts - angels - fail to compete. It can also bear the brunt of a Ball Lightning or Blistering Firecat attack where your standard warrior maiden would balk. In fact, against a pure red deck, it is virtually untouchable, being untargetable by angelbanes Thunderbolt, Char and Flame Javelin... and what non-red spell could their deck contain, that deals four damage? None, so there you are. For the devious deck builder, the gargoyle frustrates, since some naturally wish to abuse a creature with protection from red in a deck that slings those sorceries of mass destruction, being a poor fit in such a deck thanks to its triple white casting cost and the fact that it can already dodge one flagship explosive spell, Earthquake, and withstand two more - Pyroclasm and Volcanic Fallout. Still, in a deck that plays Starstorm or Inferno, it can survive where most don't in order to keep your copy of Worship active. In a modern environment, robust cards like this tend to be eschewed for ones which can race red instead of contain it - look to the angels of the Exalted or Baneslayer variety. Can be acquired for less than twenty pence, either in white or black-bordered form.